Only someone who had observed earth culture from the outside, but never lived it, could have composed songs and rhymes so terrible and yet still thought they had any merit whatsoever. The alien was Too $hort.He might've been called Too $hort, but his dick was jolly long. "Long as a log," thought Dick, as logs of shit were removed from his anus during the continued pounding. POUND. POUND... And then it was over, seemingly, before it even began. Dick was astonished! By golly, he was up early the next morning fresh as the first steaming turd on a cold day. He bounded around the office, spilling coffee from his mug, but not giving one fuck who he spilled it on. One particularly heated moment he managed to drench an Irishman with the contents of his mug, and was yelled at to "FUCK OFF." Fists were raised, but at this exact moment, who would arrive in a giant penis shaped UFO but the Too $hort himself! “YEAH YEAH. SHORT DAWG HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING." The outside glass shattered, giving. The day of my birthday came fast and I was very horny and excited. We shared a very nice meal that Jane had prepared and a good bottle of wine. After dinner, Jane handed me a nicely wrapped birthday present and suggested that I open it. I tore the paper off the box and looked inside. I found Jane's new cock and harness inside. "Bring my cock and follow me into the bedroom," Jane said. Once in the bedroom, we took off all our clothes. Jane sat at the edge of the bed and told me to crawl over and carry the present over in my mouth. I held the lifelike cock sideways in my mouth like a pirate holds his knife and crawled over to her. Jane let me eat her pussy and my cock stiffened. After I brought Jane to an orgasm, she had me help her strap on her cock. The sight of Jane with a big cock was strange and exciting at the same time. Jane grabbed me by my hard cock and led me to the center of the room. She threw me a pair of handcuffs at me and told me to put them on my right wrist. Screwed.
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